How to be a woman in Modern Society

by Violet

Be sexy, but don’t be slutty.

Be assertive, but don’t be bitchy.

Be pretty, but don’t wear too much make up.

Be skinny, but don’t lose your curves.

Be smart, but don’t be a know it all.

Be affectionate, but don’t be clingy.

Be a home maker, but don’t neglect your career.

Be fun, but don’t party too much.

Be available, but don’t be easy.

Be genuine, but don’t try too hard.

Be a good mother, but don’t let your children dictate your life.

Be original, but don’t stand out from the crowd.

Be edgy, but don’t have too many tattoos.

Be faithful, but tolerate his infidelities.

Be perfect, in an imperfect world.